linux man page for sex

SEX(6)                                                      EUNUCH Programmer's Manual                                                      SEX(6)

NAME
       sex -- have sex

SYNOPSIS
       sex [options] ...  [username] ...

DESCRIPTION
       sex  allows  the  invoker  to  have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line.  If no users are specified, they are taken from the
       LOVERS environment variable.  Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

       -1     masturbate

       -a     external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

       -b     buggery

       -B animal
              bestiality with animal

       -c     chocolate sauce option

       -C     chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

       -d file
              get a date with the features described in file

       -e     exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

       -f     foreplay option

       -F     nasal sex with plants

       -i     coitus interruptus (messy!)

       -j     jacuzzi option (California sites only)

       -l     leather option

       -m     masochism (see -s)

       -M     triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

       -n     necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

       -o     oral option

       -O     parallel access (orgy)

       -p     debug option (proposition only)

       -P     pedophilia (must specify a child process)

       -q     quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

       -s     sadism (target must set -m)

       -S     sundae option

       -v     voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

       -w     whipped cream option

       -W     whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
       LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line.  If any are  specified,  the  values  in
              LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
       /usr/share/sex/animals
              animals for bestiality

       /usr/share/sex/blackbook
              possible dates

       /usr/share/sex/sundaes
              sundae recipes

       /usr/share/sex/s&m
              sado-masochistic equipment

BUGS
       ^C     (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

       ^Z     (stop process) is usually quite messy.

HISTORY
       Oldest program ever.

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